You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

Macho does not prove mucho.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.