You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Remember there is no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

I get mail; therefore I am.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.