3 quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

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If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.

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I haven't spoken to my wife in years-I didn't want to interrupt her.

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