Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Courage is grace under pressure.

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?

I never had to choose a subject - my subject rather chose me.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master.

What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.

Wars are caused by undefended wealth.

The man who has begun to live more seriously within begins to live more simply without.

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.

Never mistake motion for action.

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way.

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.

I know now that there is no one thing that is true - it is all true.

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another.

As you get older it is harder to have heroes, but it is sort of necessary.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

All things truly wicked start from innocence.