The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.