4 quotes by Dave Barry

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

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