A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You have got to be rich to have a swing like that.