7 quotes by Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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You have got to be rich to have a swing like that.

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