33 quotes about Marriage
I believe I'm a better authority than anybody else in America on my own wife. I have never known a person with a stronger sense of right and wrong in my life ever.
William J. Clinton more quotes e-card
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
Mae West more quotes e-card
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marilyn Monroe more quotes e-card
Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.
Marilyn Monroe more quotes e-card
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck more quotes e-card
I haven't spoken to my wife in years-I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield more quotes e-card
It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.
Margaret Thatcher more quotes e-card
The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
Peter De Vries more quotes e-card
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
Peter De Vries more quotes e-card
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor more quotes e-card
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
George Bernard Shaw more quotes e-card
This is my rule of married life: it is better to be happy than to be right.
Unknown more quotes e-card
A woman may be married by four qualifications: one on account of her money; another, on account of the nobility of her pedigree; another on account of her beauty; the fourth, on account of her virtue. Therefore, look out for a woman that hath virtue: but if you do it from any other consideration, your hands be rubbed in dirt.
Prophet Muhammad more quotes e-card
When a man marries, he has fulfilled half of the religion, so let him fear God regarding the remaining half.
Prophet Muhammad more quotes e-card
One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night.
Margaret Mead more quotes e-card
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katharine Hepburn more quotes e-card
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby more quotes e-card
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby more quotes e-card
We really have to understand the person we want to love. If our love is only a will to possess, it is not love. If we only think of ourselves, if we know only our own needs and ignore the needs of the other person, we cannot love.
Thich Nhat Hanh more quotes e-card
After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.
Mark Twain more quotes e-card
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine Hepburn more quotes e-card
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.
Joyce Brothers more quotes e-card
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Joyce Brothers more quotes e-card
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
Frederick Nietsche more quotes e-card
We only regard those unions as real examples of love and real marriages in which a fixed and unalterable decision has been taken. If men or women contemplate an escape, they do not collect all their powers for the task. In none of the serious and important tasks of life do we arrange such a "getaway." We cannot love and be limited.
Alfred Adler more quotes e-card
Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
Amy Bloom more quotes e-card

